Armpit Cake

The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.

Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs

Cake Lore

Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)

Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup

Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious

Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please

Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.

(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)

"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"

"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"

in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

Hot Cakes

Fresh poo straight from the person laying it.

Another is when someone farts and it smells like fresh dookie.

1.noun/ That man laid a fat Hot Cake and didn’t even flush!
2.adjective/ Bruh whoever farted, it smells like some hot cakes up in here!

Hot Cakes

Free range, all natural, hand-forged, long burning fire starters. Flagship of GingerSnap Enterprises GSE, with the sole purpose of getting you LIT every time!

Jane: "Come on baby, light my fire!"
John: *Grabs Hot Cakes*
Fire: *Gets LIT!*

Annabeth Loves Cake

What u say when someone/you/anything has an obsession with cake person/thing

ooohhh u r an Annabeth loves cake