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To defecate on the floor and walking away.
Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.
When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”
“Aye man”
When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”
“Aye man”
When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.
Sad reflective reference used once before realizing 😕 its gathered up
Was or is a Hand job is still really a real job Because I can bomb pop down to blue
A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.
That Glitter Bomb Bitch recommended a hair stylist that she knew would ruin my hair!