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What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
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A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.
toilet bowl fart
Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."
Dude #2: "Awesome."
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The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.
Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face
Old farts matter
On October 10th, national fart day is a day respecting and honoring all the farts that has happened in the world over time.
When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
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A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.
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