National cat boy day

A national holiday that is celebrated on August 21. It is to celebrate Cat Boys

« When is National cat boy day again? I love cat boys "

"august 21"

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I hit a cat on the way

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.

Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.

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Weird cat fetish

A fetish involving the stroking and/or licking of cats for sexual pleasure. Particularly seen in Southern Europe, the popularity of this fetish has grown and diminished over the last three centuries. It is usual that the gender of the cat is the same as that of the person.

Allen has a weird cat fetish. He's weird...

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come meet my cat

Female invitation to sexual intercourse.

Come meet my cat and make that pussy purr.

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Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

Look what the cat dragged in!

when some ones shows up unexpectedly

Look what the cat dragged in! (Look who is here)

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take the cat for a walk

taking out the pussy aka pounding - see i'm going to walk the cat

"broski check out the beezy over there!"
"oh that betty, watch this im gonna take the cat for a walk"

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