Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.

Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*

Meat casing

That thing that goes on your dick to prevent STDs or worse, child support payments.

You did remember a meat casingwhen you porked that girl right?

meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.

My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

meat jet

When you fuck someone into oblivion

Guy 1: Hey remember Rebecca what happened to her br
Guy 2: I meat jetted her ass bro

Little-Big Meat

When you have a small penis when flacid and large penis when it becomes erect

Yo homie I got little-big meat

meat can

A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.

YOU: "DIES TO LOSER NO LIFE LV.200 KID"
YOU: YOU MEAT CAN UR SO BAD LEGIT GET A LIFE YOU CHUB CAKE!