a telegram bot which gives you a definition of your word, from urban dictionary
Let's use the urban dictionary bot to find out the meaning of his name!
Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.
Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches
1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar
urban dictionary in a nutshell
1. Cookie
A womans pussy
2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)
3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)
4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious
WHO CARES!??????
this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33
oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes
Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
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i was just making an urban dictionary word.