if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

fizz juice

A combination of pre-cum and apple juice, typically in a syringe that gets sprayed on ones face, typically the subs, during or after sex.

1: oh? you want some of this fizz juice?
2: oh yes spray it all over me!!

Trumpicana Juice

Similar to "drinking the Kool-aid" that Democrats sip, but it's the juice that spews out of Donald J. Trump's mouth, that Republicans guzzle down.

"Republicans think Trump won an election he lost by over 7 millions votes, and by, not one or two, but by 5 red states turning blue. Republicans keep drinking the Trumpicana Juice."

Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?

Juice pedal

The accelerator pedal on a Tesla.

Let's go.......step on the juice pedal, baby!

Juice Bag

1.) a bag of juice a.k.a juice pouch

Or
2.) alternate word for "douchebag"

"You banged my girlfriend last night, you juice bag!"

splooshy juice

The drinks that are at adult parties, usually alcoholic beverages,

My mom gave me the splooshy juice at an adult party. I hope nothing bad happens to my future