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the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.
"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
When you slip off of your chair when you sit at an angle and it keeps happening
Hey butter-butt! Sit up strait and that won't happen!
When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.
“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”
A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).
"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"
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When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).
Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?