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The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).
I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead
When you leave a message in the toilet bowl sent via skid mark for the next person to receive.
Mark: Did you drop ass in the bathroom?
Dale: Yes. And I also left a skid-o-gram for Matt to receive!
When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt
Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.
Cat getting ready to flip table violently due to either rage or loosing/getting annoyed in chess
Charlie: So in chess, do you play Chaturanga or-
Neko: ( o=^•ェ•)o ┏━┓
( o=^•ェ•)o ┻━┻
Being promised something beyond one's capability of delivering it only to continue to behave positively even though the customer is obviously distressed. Used in business when marketing a product simply for marketing's sake.
Person 1: Do You still think Orlando City's motto should "Defy Expectations"?
Person 2: Hell no! They O c'd us and now I can't resell these worthless season tickets because nobody wants to go the games.
The One that is the Most , Son of a Bitched ,, of them all .
When refering to Multible , Son of a Bitches .the one that is the most ...(what ever )? is the most ... sons of a bitchen est
Example :oh Man ,,That's the most Sons O' Bitchen' est , Of All them Son of a bitches , ThaT I ever did see . And,I done seen A lot o' them Sum bitches too. !
2*person- Well,, Hell, Man --If you aint about, the last Son of Bitch , I da' thought --that woulda went to callin' -this one and that ,sumbitches ! Well hell Man , Your the Sumbitchenest , Sumbitch , Of Em' All !!