what eva ya reckon

An idiotic saying my fellow australian co worker uses when I make a snide comment that he doesn't understand or offends him. This is a form of sarcasm to hide his true inadequacy as an Australian.

"Hey Gavin you idiot - you can't do that" - me

"what eva ya reckon wanker" - Gavin

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thats what she did

when your doing something disgusting, or seems wrong, you say thats what she did.

Jack: * pumping a balloon *
Leslie: " thats what she did "

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That's What Kelly Said

Replacing
"That's what she said" with "That's what Kelly said"

Men poking Girl with Pencil.

Girl:If you poke me with that one more time, I'll snap it in half.

Boy: That's what Kelly said

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Uncle Ben, What happend?

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What you gone do?

Usually said when someone has done something absolutely stupid.

This is the same as saying "What did you do?"

"Mom, I'm in jail"

"What you gone do?"

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C-U-know what

a way to spell "cunt" or "C-U-N-T" without having to spell the whole thing; a play on words

"I'm done with that C-U-know what. She's triflin."

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what is this i don't even

When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.

What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me

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