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A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"
When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)
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if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode
it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.
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Something that no one is going to notice.
John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.
Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
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The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.
Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound
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When a television show is being fillmed and one of the cameramen farts and completely ruins the film forcing the rest of the crew to start over.
Marty's Ghost Fart of Death made the rest of the crew vomit, forcing everyone to start again from scratch.
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a wet fart that seeps into your underwear or fart paste
johnny had shit his pants due to an uh-oh fart and had to scrape fart paste off his ass
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When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways
Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday
John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!