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When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.
A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.
Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake
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The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel
"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"
When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake
A Cake Walker is a person that always breaks and falls to another who makes them feel bad about something. Who breaks under another... meaning the other person is normally a (Manipulator)
Dude my dad is a Cake Walker he falls for everything I say.
That chick is a Cake Walker she be Fallin for everything..
Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".
I'm hurting today...
I had a dozen beers and two Cholera Cakes last night.