Gum that has been slid through one’s vagina lips, re-wrapped in the wrapper and given to someone you hate.
“Hey Jessica here is some gum” (don’t tell them it’s fish gum)
When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.
"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"
A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.
When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
to fail at doing the worm dance
i remember in high school when i got mocked for doing the fish flop instead of the worm.
When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.
Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.