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When you put yo girl's ankles together and fuck the gap in between and cum on her feet
I gave my girl a cankleing cum shot last night, her ankles were so milky white after
Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum
we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce
putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint
my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun
Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling
Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.
Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.
When you shoot your load in all three of her holes in one night.
Bronze medal for prevention of all holes.
Silver medal cumming in 2 out of 3.
Gold for the full Tri-cum-athon.
We decided to do a Tri-cum-athon for our anniversary. Got a gold medal!
Every December 1st all males will cum into a glass and jug it down like a shot, feel free to add any other liquids to it (no more then 1 oz), such as coke or alcohol e.g.
You: Novembers finally over!
Friend: Its Cum Glass challenge which means you have to cum into a glass and jug it!
"Grabs glass and walks into bedroom"