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The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.
"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."
It’s a type of shot now take it
Here’s a gorilla ass fart take it
After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.
M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.
*BRAAAAAP*
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A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.
"Hey I got you something."
*FART...Fart...fart*
"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."
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When several individuals in an enclosed space fart simultaneously (or in rapid succession) to create one monster cloud of shit particles. By all powers combined the aggregate fart is stronger than its parts.
Trevor Ballard, Grogan Gammons, and Jackson farted in their Range Rover at the same time, it was a captain planet fart.
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A harbinger of worse things to come.
"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"
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A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.
Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
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