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A fruit that has a green outside and a light green/white inside
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An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance
You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.
someone who is so slutty and annoying, you must call them this.
christoPHER is a cum burping gutterslut cause he calls my a cum burping curb slut.
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The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.
"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."
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nigga 1: last night I had sex with that cute girl
nigga 2: did she make ur wiener balls cum?
nigga 1: facts
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When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
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"Hey have you seen Moto's Cum Load"
Of Course! he jerked off all over me.
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