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John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it
john: ‘pours a crap pint’
customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “
A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy
Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!
A SIMP; or any DIPSHIT in general
Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.
"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"
A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.