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National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021


The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.

"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"

by Viorel25 June 18, 2024


Ugle slapping

Slapping some ugly butt. Ugles need love too!

Don't you feel any shame? She looks like Gregory.

Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.

by flexydevil May 2, 2023


slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019


Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017


Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D June 6, 2011


Fanny slap

Cringe as fuck

*dabs* fanny slap's

by whiteboywhosmagicallyblack February 18, 2020