A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.
The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!
Cellophane (adj.): when a person is very transparent and clear about their intentions or goals or end game in a romantic situation or relationship
Tinfoiling (verb): the opposite of cellophane; when a person should be transparent or clear with you in a romantic situation/relationship, but instead they are the opposite…vague, ambiguous or borderline shady.
Cellophane/ Tinfoiling
Jess: I was starting to really like him and I was honest about that, but then I couldnt get an idea of where he was at with things.
Nicole: Ohhh, I see. So you were cellophane since the beginning but he was tinfoiling you?
Jess: YES! he was totally tinfoiling me.
Its a shiny metal paper like substance that you cover food with.
Bob:How do I cover food or make a hat?
Me:USE TINFOIL!!!
n. In the 1940s strips of tinfoil were dumped from planes to shield them from radar detection. Now the word is applied to any event or announcement which shields a politician by deflecting the focus or attention of the press and public.
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Middle east peace plan, chinese viral apocalypse, pretty big news day!
Just tinfoil my naive friend. Just tinfoil.