Gus

A strictly monogamous male that only gets with Latino women. His mating song is composed of Spanish haikus and his smell is unequivocal: sweat. Gus has nostrils larger than life, and when he sneezes the whole world lurches forward. He is terrified of hairy boogers and loves the stalest memes. Although Gus seems to be all fun and games, he is an extremely sensitive guy, with the heart of a magnanimous giant and the obstinacy of a mommy's boy. Gus is a layered kind of human being, who seems doesn't stop to surprise the world with his good looks, intelligence, and jokes.

me: Hey, this guy tried to flirt with me by lurching an orange at my head.

friend: haha, that guy must be a Gus.

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Gus

A cool ass motherfucker who gets bitches, a lot of bitches with his big dick.

Man i am a real gus right now

Gus

a real alpha male who can steal yo galie

wow that man dem gus just took my peng galie he is alpha

Gus

ugly and stupid and a bad person

gus sucks buttholes

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GU

Some stupid acronym that fake people made up so they couldn't be interested in someone that they actually like because they live a distance incompatible with their fakeness, acronym for "geographically undesirable."

Sarah: "wow that Todd guy is totally nice and all, I would sure like to date him"
Tania: "He lives in Texas"
Sarah: "Damn what a GU"
Todd: "I wasn't interested in you anyway you fake bitch"

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Gus

Gus is typically short for Gustavo. A Gus is usually a tall ass Hispanic 6'3" with some sexy man gams, solid man ass and slick Latino sexy looks. A Gus will have the voice of a radio announcer and wet woman's panties when he hits the first octave. Gus's are particularly very nice empathetic and will go out of the way to make things good for you and everyone they care about.

When irate, Gus's won't hesitate to bring out the inner "Cholo" in them and beat you to the ground till you say "sorry papi I made a mistake".

Keep a Gus, they are faithful, friendly, dedicated and always on your side when you need them

Hey that's a tall Hispanic!!! Yeah that's a Gus you are looking at. Glorious and mystical like a fucking Centaur. You see one of those keep them.

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gus

just that sexy black guy from breaking bad

person 1: remember when gus died in breaking bad?
person 2: fuck you whyd you spoil it
person 1: that shit ended like 9 years ago how are you not finished

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