1-10 Female attractiveness scale

How many hours after a woman is dead you would have sex with her. If she has been dead for 10 hours she is a 10.

John: "Steve what the fuck are you doing she's been dead for 5 hours?"
Steve: "You're right she's a four at best"
~1-10 Female attractiveness scale~

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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A horrible sexist way of rating women based on their outer beauty

Guy 1: Yo look at dat ass!
Guy 2: Man, come on. She's a 7
Guy 1: A 7? What do you mean?
Guy 2: On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale. She's only a 7.

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

I think the top one is pretty good but could use a little adjustment.
So I give you the "easy for anyone to understand" version.

1 - Untappable ( The: I'd hit it if I were 30 shots deep..and unconscious..possibly dead too..preferably)
2 - Untappable (The: I'd never hit)
3 - Untappable (The: Maybe with a bag?... Nah. Never. uh uh can't.)
4 - Fucking Nerdy
5 - Average. Plain. (Men's stamp of approval but u won't get points with the homies.)
6 - More than 'just' plain. On the cute side I guess. (The: "My peen is rising" & +2 points with the homies.)
7 - Attractive (Not quite a babe yet. +3 points with the homies.)
8 - A Babe (+5 points with the homies.)
9 - Sexy (The: I can't hold my boner. +12 points with the homies.)
10 - Absolute perfection. Fire Hot. (Something kin to the kind of standard you'd find in a maxim magazine. +900 points with the homies.)

Bro: Dude, that one girl from home ec was totally checking me out. She's like a total 8.
Dude: The one with the overalls? Bro, she was a total 4. untappable bro..
Bro: Nah Dude the one nexxttt to her.
Dude: Ohhhh. Bro, shes a total babe.
1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

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1-10 female attractiveness scale

1) You look worse than medusa omg
2) not as bad but my eyes are still melting
3) getting there still fugly
4) if she was the last person on earth...
5) give or take
6) your cute
7) your fit
8) scared to talk to her
9) *erection*
10) excuse me for 20 minutes...

Man 1: dude my girl asked for a 1-10 female attractiveness scale rating what do I do?
Man 2: Tell her she's a 1 and run

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1-10 Female Attractive Scale

When you rate a females beauty from 1 to 10. 1 being butt ugly and 10 being a goddess.

The 1-10 female attractive scale

Amir: Have you seen Riley?

Carl: Yeah she's a solid 7.

Amir: I know right

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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A 1-10 scale is generally used to rate a person, object, et cetera. This is used to express one's opinion about something in the scale of one to ten.

"1-10 female attractiveness scale?"

"Ten. Look at that booty."

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

A scale from 1 to 10 of which female is called attracted from good to bad

DAMN, Jennifer Lawrence is a fine 8 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale!