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Ger excited for Christmas bitches
Cool guy 1: hey its december 1st!
Cool guy 2: omg we can celebrate xmas now🥳
National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)
Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1
Today is the end of No Nut November (NNN) meaning that it is the start of Destroy Dick December (DDD). So go cum in your girl.
Dain: Yo it’s December 1.
Ruker: Damn you better go cum in ur girl.
Catherine: Alr bet.
if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1
girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*
Its national sexy Sam day. Anybody named Sam,Sammy,Samuel, or Samantha should be called sexy all day.
Oh hey its December 1, so can we just talk about how sexy Samuel Lilly is?
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National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.
“Yo bro wanna fuck? “
“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”
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