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people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.
dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.
guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that
guy1: it's Max's birthday
National Cuddle your gf/bf day.
Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.
National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!
Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵
national skinny dipping day... have fun
guy: take ur clothes off let’s have fun
girl: well i guess it’s may 1st
The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.
When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!