rule 2

rule 2 of summer school: never listen to anh.

3 + 5 is in fact, 8, not 7.

rule 2.

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Rule #2

Quit Making Noise! Understand.

Shut the hell up and quit making noise, Rule #2.

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2 for 1 Rule

A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.

Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.

Sigma Rules 2

30 Do not answer shitty riddles
31 Lead from the front

32 Never let down your country
33 Don’t give a fuck about the trollers
34 Don’t look back
35 When you are fucked don’t show you are fucked, that makes the other person fucked
36 Destroy every single feminist Cuz they all are bitches
37 Never work on your own, always copy your friends work
38 Make your girl fly and always choose her sister over her
39 “I can’t marry you if my father refuses” In such a situation, kill her father so she marries you
40 If teacher orders you to get out of the class, go with dignity
41 Never fall in a trap by the hoe
42 If a girl slaps you, Punch her
43 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Never ask for help from a bish
44 No matter whom you fight don’t forget to show off
45 Chicks are temporary, Science is eternal
46 Don’t let the villain transform
47 No kissing before marriage it’s also haram
48 Terrorize minimum wage workers
49 The customer is always right
50 Force every food establishment to serve breakfast 24/7
51 Destroy bitches in such a way that they never dare to argue with you again
52 Milk is good for health

53 Sigma male always talk about reality
54 Don’t share your words with anyone
55 Break others nose but never break your girl’s heart
56 Be egoistic about your hard work, no matter who they are
57 Never reply to tough questions

The Sigma Rules 2, check out Sigma Rules 1

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RULE #2

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#2:

If performance is the KEY,
Then timing is EVERYTHING.

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2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.

-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.

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rule 2:31

at the time 2:31:00 (A.M. or P.M. i don't believe it has been decided) all are located in Robin C.'s bed doing things of a sexual nature.

theater geek one: hey! do you know where we are at 2:31?

theater geek two: ROBIN'S BED!!! RULE 2:31!!!

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