March 2nd

The day the the realist g on the earth was born hailing down as the conquerer of females and the slayer of opps

March 2nd The day of Legends

Ohhh so you are a march 2nd nigga

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December 2nd

December 2nd is the day everyone skips school *SPREAD THE WORD*

yes no school today for us.
no school
December 2nd

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April 2nd

National drop kick your short friend day. If you see your short friends, you get a free pass to kick them.

Person 1: Yo... you know what day it is today?
Person 2: April 2nd, why?
Person 1: It's National drop kick your short friend day!

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august 2nd

if your born on this day your absolute legend and you are an ultimate bad bitch. your very strong and you’ve been thru so much but you refuse to give you. keep going sexy

‘whens your birthday?’
‘august 2nd why?’
‘your a legend then’

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2nd Round

When both partners have already had their nut and decide to go for another round of intercourse. This normally occurs after a smoke break or brief rest, and is best attempted with men that have short refractory periods.

After hearing my next door neighbors cum, I thought I'd finally be able to get some sleep, but no. They decided to go for a 2nd round. FML!

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February 2nd

When BEAUTIFUL,SMART,BOSSY people are born
Also hug our crush day.

You:Give me a hug
Crush:No

You: But it’s February 2nd
Crush:Ok then.

May 2nd

Lots of famous people were born on this day. It is a significant day because it is the day after May Day which is a day of celebration, but more importantly a day of freedom for working class people. May Day is such an important day, many have extended the celebration into May 2nd.

I had such a great time on May Day I am extending the celebration into May 2nd

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