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Widely known as Halloween where children go door to door extorting candy from people while wearing costumes. Also known as stop-this-bullshit-day-stuff day
1) hey man, are you excited for October 31?
2)yeah I love Halloween!
1)nah man, it's the day when people stop define the current date like dumbasses!
The day to not murder someone. So please do not do that.
Zack:The time has come Timothy
Timothy:Joke's on you, it's October 31
Not only is it Halloween, but it’s also be kind to everyone day. Say hi to anyone and just be nice, but when it comes to trick-or-treating all the kind can go while you can scare people to near death.
Caroline it’s October 31, go say hi to that new guy since you should be kind, don’t worry you can scare him tonight
October 31 is national ask out your crush day, you have to ask her out.
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October 31, "Kids annoy you for candy day", on this day, a bunch of annoying fucking kids in their ugly ass costumes, knock on your door all night just to annoy you. Some of these shits even steal more than you give them.
Obama: hey bro wanna go annoy some adults for diabetes??!?! :XDDDD
osama: oh yes oh yes lets go lets go, it's October 31st after all hehaeeajehajeh.
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The day the baddest, hottest, and coolest bitches on earth were born.
Today is halloween right? No you idiot October 31st is the baddest bitches birthdays smh... happy birthday to all the bad bitches out there!
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National show Boston your tits day
Guy 1-“Hey did you show Boston your tits today”
Mia Khalifa-“Of course you know I live for October 31”
Guy 1-“I forgot, think I can go now”
Mia Khalifa-“I think he’s a little busy with Riley Reid but he should be free soon”
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