96

Upside down 69ing with the guy on top. Preferred method of oral sex of skinny indian men with large bellies and trollish indian women.

When they 96'ed an indian troll resembling Pedro Martinez was gagged by a 3 inch cock

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96

when two lovers are mad at each other they lie on oppisite sides of a bed and suck their own genital.

Stacy and Bobby just broke up. I bet that they're 96ing....

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96

a variant of 69 in which the female bends over backwards to administer fellatio while the male performs cunnilingus

my favorite position is 96

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96

96 means your in the friendzone. The reason it's 96 is because of the # 69. And as you all know 69 is a sexual position and if you in that 96 you ain't getting none.

Echo: I got Friendzoned, So it don't feel too hot, Cheer me up bra
Dante: What do you mean you got friendzoned xDD
Echo: The pain I feel is unfathomable, Too the full extent of the word, I'm too Friendzonable
I'm deep in that 96, Homes
Dante: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(True Story, I'm Echo (ಥ‸ಥ))

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96

What happens when 2 people are so tired of doing 69 that they roll over onto their other side and fall asleep and do a 96.

That 69 was fun, but we got so tired from it we had to turn it into a 96.

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96

when a dating couple are too concerned with each other they forget about there friends and only think of them selves and always have to be stuck up each others asses (96)

GUY 1: wheres josh?
GUY 2: with jolynn
GUY 1: god this is like the 100th time this week
GUY 2: god they are always stuck up each others asses all the damn time there 69ing the wrong way
GUY 1: yea there not 69ing there 96ing
(both guys begin to laugh at how true it is)

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96

The friend zoned version 69

Dude 1:"Hey did you 69 that girl?"
Dude 2: "Nah, instead I got 96."
Dude 1: "Bummer."

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