96ing

96ing is when you and your partner sleep in a opposite parallel position, clothed, each facing outward to their respected sides In order to avoid all sexual contact with the other, what so ever, while sleeping and/or reposing in the same bed.

yes, bill and I were 96ing, it was the awkwardest not-fucking experience I've had since I was 16 trying to court various cheerleaders.

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96ing

opposite of a 69. Requires 2 people to rub each others anus towards the back of the person's head.

Tom: that 96ing positions felt akward last night

Karla: Yeah, the back of my head smell like poop

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96ing

69ing, but for 96-year olds.

"OMG"

96ing

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96ing

when you and a sexual partner are both using a double sided dildo at the same time, ass to ass.

"damn bro, im never 96ing again, that made my ass hurt so much"

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96ing

the act of reverse 69ing, where the couple rubs their assholes off the back of eachothers heads

Billy: my hair was filled with poo particles after 96ing with Sarah last night!

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96ing

The act of masturbating in public, typically while on a passenger plane.

Did you hear about Neil? He was caught 96ing while drunk on his flight home!

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