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Once merely a forename, over time the use of this whilst in conversation with a Ewan became an indicator that the topic of conversion was of a serious nature.
Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
"What a fricking Ewan!"
As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
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Ewan has a tiny penis and a huge nose. He will often use his nose as a penis. Ewan also enjoys humping the shit out of random people
Brad- oh shit look out ewan is coming
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Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
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The largest homosexual in the known universe, has a dog called Franklin
Bruv, least I'm not as gay as Ewan
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A very cool guy who goes under the alias of Super Saiyan Goku.
Ewan is very cool and goes under the alias Super Saiyan Goku.
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Someone with a hairline is receding faster than the speed of light
Hair is falling.
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
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Ewan is a right twat that no matter what you will always be slightly annoyed at him because his face is just generaly insulting
person 1 : see that ewan over there i really want to punch him
Person 2 : same what an asshole he is
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