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He simps alot and just simps cause he heartbroken
Female : you simping?
Ruben : a bitch took my heart and threw it to the floor im simping
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Ruben is a wonderful but, mysterious guy. He is usually good at soccer and can speak Spanish. He isn't the type to usually talk about girls and stuff like that. He isn't the type to be rude, he's the type to be nice and not rude like everybody else, he'll only be rude if you are to him. He's the popular nice type.
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One who re introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. Strangely, meeting his lover online, he’s one who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again.
The best example is the name itself....Ruben
Ruben has a HUGE horse cock and he knows it. All the girls want it. He can get any girl he wants and has a great personality, but the best thing about him is the shear girth of his massive and wonderful cock.
"Wanna come over later and get that Ruben"
very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever
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One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.
There's only one example...Ruben himself.
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Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.
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