glitter

glee+twitter/tweeting=glitter. Originally created by Chris Colfer on a tweet.

Mom: Honey, please get off twitter and do your chores!
daughter: Hold on, i'm glittering!

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Glitter

Extremely hot sex. Both males and females can use this term. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Let's get glittered and slizzard.

Last night I was totally glittered.

What's up on getting some glitter tonight?

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glitter

A weapon of stealth used to coat the desk, chair, and head of balding, fat history teachers. If used as such, beware of the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom.

Monica sneaks up behind Mr. Helsel, and, *bam!* drops glitter in his hair. She runs out of the room in terror, Helsel chasing her with the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom! (Real story!!!)

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Glitter

A term used to describe the multiple offspring of gay celebrity couples.

‘Ben and Carl, both in Burberry Porsum, attended the premier along with their glitter.’

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Glitter

The herpes of craft supplies

This card is covered in glitter :-/

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glitter

yet another nick name for Crystal Meth.

Man, i saw betty and wiggy buying glitter the other day. i hope they give some to me

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Glitterized

to dip a penis in glitter and slap your girlfriend or friend with it in an unfriendly manner.

I glitterized Jenna last night.

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