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A nice little Austrian man who’s very good at painting. However, apparently he’s a bit weird sometimes. I once heard he likes burning juice or something.
Me: Hey Hitler, what are you doing?
Hitler: I’M BURNING ZE JUICE
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A very nice man
Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri
Wife: Eva Brown
Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland
He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945
He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no
Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard
They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much
After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after
Funny kid: Hitler did nothing wrong!
Funny kid's parents: ''slaps him''
(true story)
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Your opponent in an argument. Usually used as deus ex machina (i.e., "cop-out" for the non-Latinists) to end the argument.
Person 1: "Women are better than men."
Person 2: "Wait a minute, what happened to the equality of the sexes argument? Aren't men and women both--"
Person 1: "Hitler was a man."
Person 2: "I lose."
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A misunderstood man with a great plan to exterminate all the people who shit on his art.
He faked his death after his failed plan and left us with good laughs and plenty of jokes to use on the Jews
“Jews are on doubtfully a race but they are not human”- Adolfo Hitler
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Mein Kompf = what Hitler would write on Livejournal.
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A man you can compare anyone or anything you don't like to.
Do you disagree with someone? Is it especially concerning political views? Hitler is the ever-convenient figure you can always compare them to! Hitler's Nazi regime murdered 6 million Jews, and was responsible for the deaths of over 50 million people in World War II, making him the ultimate embodiment of human evil. But don't let those heavy details keep you from comparing him to anyone you disagree with, no matter how blatantly ignorant of history and disrespectful of his victims it makes you look.
Think government health care is wrong? No problem! Compare its proponents to Hitler. Does drilling oil offshore and in Alaska get under your skin? Just play the good old Hitler card against the drilling supporters. Hell, the comparison even works with rival sports teams you don’t like.
Photos of people you don't like or agree with can easily be "Hitlerized" with the simple addition of a small mustache and swept bangs on the forehead.
President Bush/Obama is just like Hitler because he started a war/gives good speeches.
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