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When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.
If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.
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adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.
Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."
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When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.
You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.
At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.
hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die
When a "straight man" takes cock imbetween his ashy ass cheeks with his "heterosexual straight" best mate and talks down on women and theirs looks when they are the bottom of the bullerman triangle,still a virgin via genitals sensitive when they are getting put in their place and are also cumsluts for their "homies".
( Preferably black men)
You're the reason for the statement 3 A.M.
Nothing happens at this time of night. If you think something scary or mystical happens at this time, you have no brain. Its common sense.
I would have kept sleeping, if not for the rooster of 3 A.M.