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AFC Championships

A football game every year where a lucky team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in yhe superbowl

"You watching the game tommorow"

"Yea, can't wait for the fucking patriots to win the AFC championships again"

by Patrick mahommes January 22, 2019

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afc least

A term used to describe the AFC East division of the NFL, due to the fact that the New England Patriots win it (almost) every year as the Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, and New York Jets are perpetually terrible.

The Patriots have won the AFC Least for the eleventh year in a row, what a surprise.

by Pyrple October 21, 2019

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AFC Wimbledon

The story of AFC Wimbledon

On May 28th 2002, an FA Commission granted permission for a group of businessmen to relocate Wimbledon FC Ltd to Milton Keynes, 70 miles from its history, home and community. Devastated fans mourned the death of their club, but before long they took a fresh approach by creating their own team.

Backed by the Wimbledon Independent Supporters Association and The Dons Trust, with a combined membership approaching 3000, AFC Wimbledon was born. Just six weeks later, having obtained a ground, senior status, sponsorship and many hundreds of season ticket applications, AFC Wimbledon played its first game on Wednesday 10th July against Sutton united at Gander Green Lane (a game that saw a 4-0 defeat celebrated like a Cup Final win).

Except that for the fans this isn't the club's first ever game โ€“ it is a direct continuation of the old club that was formed as Wimbledon Old Centrals back in 1889. This view is backed by the ex-Wimbledon manager Terry Burton, sacked by Chairman Charles Koppel less than a week after the season ended, despite achieving a creditable league finish. "If that's where the fans are, that is where the club is", said Burton, "It's a great idea. It's great for football. It's a great achievement and everyone involved should be proud of AFC Wimbledon. I love to watch football. I loved Wimbledon, but this AFC is closer to being my team."

That WFC Ltd could sack such a popular manager as Terry Burton shows just how deep the rift between the club and the supporters had grown. Such a rift will never be allowed to occur at AFC Wimbledon. Commercial Director Ivor Heller said "There is a strong belief that the vast majority of football owners have lost touch with their supporters. But, in the end, footballers come and go, so do managers and owners. All that remains are the fans and in the case of Wimbledon, we never left."

Wombles going up and the Franchise going down!

by AFCW April 5, 2004

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AFC mentality

Caused from a large portion of the male population (see AFC) who have gradually brought down their bar for women they would screw so drasticaly low that even ugly chicks are getting much attention from guys. These guys figure that here is a pussy that is under the command of their supieror looks, therefore she is lucky to have him and that she should consider herself very fortunate... however, what this AFC doesn't know is that there are millions out there like him, some of whom have already given this ugly chick much attention and ego, so she isn't at all desperate (unlike him).

These fatties and uglies get this so often. So, ironically most men have undone the very thing they set out to do: take easy, "unsought" after pussy they thought that thought they could own. And now have made these girls much more difficult for all fellow AFC's! Furthermore, these girls now figure that they can let themselves go. All this stems from two things: all girls need guys to come up to them (for ego at least), guys need something to put their dicks in. They figure instead of masturbation, even an ugly girl would be 10x better + so freagin easy (percieved easyness is huge appeal to an AFC).

AFC mentality is always accompanied by a complete lack of pick up skills.

guy: lol look at dan getting rejected by that 3/10
dan: man what a bitch, she doesn't know what a good thing is when it's right in front of her
guy: no... you just got no pick up skills and an AFC mentality

by Agilio October 22, 2005

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AFC Spinney

The City of Cambridge UK's favorate group of teenagers, who have a football team and a boxing team. They have rapidly become very famous.

Many believe they'll take over the world with their awesome popularity.

One day many believe they will look silly, trying to unite people like this, but how can the common cause of goodness be seen as bad?

Wow, theres AFC Spinney, winning another game of football and/or boxing.

Who wudda' knew.

by ruffle January 25, 2006

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AFC West

Consists of four teams: San Diego Chargers, Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, and the Oakland Raiders.

Recently, this division has become pretty inconsistent with its division winners, no team winning it twice in a row.

The San Diego Chargers are looking to be the class of the current AFC West, led by the league's MVP, and had the overall best record in the NFL.

The Denver Broncos seem to be been in contention for the AFC West title every year, with consistent coaching and a running system that can probably turn Ryan Leaf into a 1,000 yard back if he tried.

The Kansas City Chiefs need to address plenty of issues, including the QB, WR, OT, and LB positions, they are expected to finish in the bottom half of this division.

The Oakland Raiders need to get the fuck out.

The AFC West is basically a two horse race between the Chargers and the Broncos, look for the Chargers to win it.

by Ronnie8759 April 15, 2007

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Wrexham AFC

The football club located in wales, only popular because of it's owners.

Joe: Hey you know Wrexham AFC?
Ben: Yeah, Ryan Reynolds club?

by JoeBidensBoyfriend April 26, 2023

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