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the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
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ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. HAS THE BIGGEST DICK IN ALL OF THE USA AT 10 FT LONG. HE JUST WALKS AND ACCIDENTALLY PUTS IT IN. WHEN IT GOES IN IT MAKES A EXTRA VAGINA IN THE BELLY BUTTON. IF YOU SAY I HAVE A LITTLE DICK THEN A WHOOP IT OUT AND FUCK YOUR DOG,MOM,SISTER,BROTHER,AND GRANDMA AT THE SAME TIME MY WIGGA
Drake aka big daddy aka poppy aka sexy motherfucka IS MY DADDY - EVERY GIRL EVER
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Finn is the one and only God. He is a portuguese water dog and he is the greatest thing to ever exist. If you are reading this, you have been welcomed to the religion.
Finn (AKA God) is the greatest living or non living thing that will ever exist.
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sydni aka pooja is best thing that could ever happen to a person. funny, caring, and beautiful is just a cuple of things that she is. she is my bestfriend who understands me better than most people. she gets the funny inside jokes we have an never fails to make me happy. when I upset of having a bad day she is there to make it 100000x better. people have hurt her but she is strong and doesn't let anyone bring her down. she is also a bad bitch and tic Tok star. her roblox are unmatchable and no one can beat her. she really is the light of your world.
wait?! you know sydni aka pooka?!? your so lucky dude.
Sydni aka pooja once said "I looked her had in the eye and said, I'm out of this bitch."
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The person i love the most. Alfonzo is the sweetest and a cutest person you will meet. He have this very dark hair, a fluffy cheeks. Dark brown eyes. Hes very caringHes soft and sensitive but will do anything to protect his family and friends. Hes smart and good at observing. Quite yet dangerous. He has a great personality, he also shy for the most part. Hes a great friend and a great partner
you sound like you need a "alfonzo (aka tuks) on your life
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A person who disappears a lot....
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Vent: *disappears*
USM: 'wot de hell happened to vent'
Vent: *comes back after 6 months*
Vent: "I will explain y i left in a bit guys!"
Also Vent: *disappears again*
USM: "bruh wtf.."
Ninja: *leaves tecom*
tecom: lol she pulled a Ventraquil | aka. Vent
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god himself
is that god
nah m8 thats Dzhaner (aka god)