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When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.
Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
When you nut on a girl's face and then headbutt her.
Bro 1: I just Cumikazed Jen
Bro 2: bro you got a little on your forehead
When a woman is sucking you off and right before you cum you stick it inside of her pussy and scream “CUMIKAZE”.
Man1: Hey how did it go last night?
Man2: not good my girlfriend got mad at me after doing the Cumikaze.
When you blow on your own face
Billy was home alone and accidentally cumikazed himself
A guy who makes the ultimate sacrifice, his dignity, a random chick that constantly rejected him for four and a half years until he was rejected.
That boy is gonna end up being a cumikaze if he keeps following that girl around.
When you bust nut into your own face
Billy was home alone and accidentally cumikazed himself
After having sex with protection, swinging your condom David and Goliath style into your partner's face.
Guy: Ahhhhh.... (Or Horse Whinny)
Girl: That was Amazing!...Uhh... what are you doing with th... *Splash*
Guy: LoL
Girl: Oww Wtf was that for?!?!?!
Guy: What It was Just a cumikaze!
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