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An airport in the worst country and city in the world whom the arrivals section makes you disappointed and makes you want to explore the departures section again after your holiday. You will miss your time spent at the airport and it will be the primary reason why you want to travel from it over and over again, only for the fucking staff to deny your entry when you want to explore the departure area or do some plane spotting only because you "are not a passenger".
Damn, I want to explore Manchester Airport again. I an feeling nostalgic again.
An effect where suddenly everyone in the airport is extremely attractive and you start planning your future with them knowing you’ll never see them again.
Everyone here is sooo hot!
You must be experiencing the Airport Effect
To get raped constantly for your cash just because you're in or around an airport, whether it be the £15 pound burger, the taxi/bus fare that's twice as much just because you're ripe for the picking, or the "Duty Free" at the airport which costs twice as much as the same goods that can be bought on the plane
I just bought some tobacco at the airport for £60, yet it's only £30 now I've got on to the plane, I've just been airport raped!
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Northern Irish. A condition of extreme inebriation brought about by taking in copious volumes of drugs and/or alcohol. Typified by sitting in the corner drooling, and while essentially conscious, certainly incapable of any kind of meaningful human interaction.
"What about Doherty over there, is he alright?"
"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."
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Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.
That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!
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The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.
Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.
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(n.) A person one sees at an airport or really any other place in public that they find quite attractive, but due to the brief nature of their stay at the public place (hence the 'airport' part) are unable to act on their attraction and get to know the person.
Dude, I just saw, like, the cutest airport crush I've ever had at the post office today.