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A nice way to annoy people in public buildings.
break the fire alarm and piss them off.
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When you hear someone loudly singing, yelling, or ranting in the middle of the night. This phenomenon is dubbed as "the crackhead alarm" in most urban areas due to the fact that it interrupts your sleep.
Guy 1: Why do you look so tired?
Guy 2: Fuckin' Crackhead alarm went off.
An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.
The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.
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An alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "BULLSHIT!" suddenly and loudly.
When Tina heard Dylan say he aced the Geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit!" in the hallway.
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a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."
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Haram Alarm is a meme where if someone commits a sin, or anything at all really, someone says "What's that sound? It must be a Haram Alarm." Many other phrases can be used but this is the main one.
Guy 1: "I love bacon." Guy 2 : "Do you hear that sound?" Guy 1 "What sound?" Guy 2 *turns head 90 degrees* "It must be a ... Haram Alarm"
(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!