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Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.
Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.
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To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.
“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”
A large pickup truck that has a suspension lift. They are obnoxiously loud, and have smoke stacks on the back. Most likely has "Alberta Proud" stickers on the back window or the tailgate. Usually driven by inbred rednecks who like to zip through towns to see if it impresses their cousins.
Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB
Cletus - Did you see John's new truck? I bet that'll finally get his Veronica to start dating him again.
George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.
Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.
John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.
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The most tiny hole home to racists and perverts alike. Don’t be afraid there’s a giant cultist like statue of a pierogi that towers like the satanic relic it is. Mostly home to crack heads and your local creeps every now and then. WELCOME HOME
Person1: Oh hey remeber that pierogi?
Person2: yeah do you remember the crack head?
Persons 1&2: well this is Glendon Alberta after all!
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Opened in 1908, the University of Alberta is located in Edmonton, Alberta. The university has become a leading research institution in Canada, and serves over 35,000 students. The university is also known for having one of the top athletics programs in the country. Go Bears!
The University of Alberta has the best hockey program in Canada.
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A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here
Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?
Person Two: uggg... kill...me...
Person Three: He real bacon for real
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Place. Synonymous with China Town. Houses high density of mostly Asian students with the exception of a few percent. Notable for its depression and cockiness, as well as putting in a lot of effort but getting minimal grades back.
I heard Rob goes to University of Alberta
Ya, he hast seen anyone other than Asian for the past 4 years and never has hope or happiness
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