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When one uses their bra as a pocket, it is called a
"brocket". A common requirement to having a brocket is to have boobs.
Man: Can you carry my cell?
Woman: I don't have any pockets.
Man: Put it in your brocket.
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The brocket comes from a marriage of the words broganite and rocket. Essentially the brocket is a rocket fueled by broganite used in modern warfare. Due to the immense power of the active ingredient browder (derived from black grogan brogan powder), the brocket has been known to be fired over 1000's of miles. It is a form of non-conventional warfare due to its akrid stench upon detonation, and ability to shower all in a 40mile radius with grogan remnants.
After the Palestinian Qassam rockets were successfully taken out of operation by the Israeli counter-terrorist forces, they began to use Brockets with devastating results for all caught in its path.
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A Canadian native reserve. Usually filled with dirty red-skins who drink cheap beer and sniff lysol. Every trailer (or teepee) in the brocket (reserve) has an illegal satellite dish and a trampoline.
Yo freddy, want to pick up a 40 of our best friend Jack Daniels, turn up da pow-wow beats and loiter around da brocket?
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Combination of the words "breast" & "pocket" to form brocket, a word that refers to a breast pocket on a shirt.
That kid carries pens in his brocket.
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"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.
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Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.
Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.
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A crappy Camaro, Trans AM or firebird that looks as though it came from Brocket, Alberta.
daves 82 brocket rocket will blast the shit out of your shitty import.
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