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Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!
Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.
someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?
me: shut up that’s Alberto.
A guy that simps for an Anime chick who will never love him
Guy1: Have you heard of Alberto?
Guy2: Yeah....He simps for a MHA character, right?
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A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".
"Wow he's very hyper today!"
"He's not just hyper, he's Alberto!"
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Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.
Alberto will fuck on yo bitches
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That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga
Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka
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An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)
Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute
Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho
A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."
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