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When an underdog team is on the verge of taking down the more popular team in any sport.
College football is full of upset alerts!
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Boner Alert! I've just seen her pokey nipples.
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The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.
I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert
A Lime Alert is a code word between friends or a couples denoting the moment when recognizing a person or persons known to them that they wish not to encounter. Named after the chracter Harry Lime as played by Orson Welles in film The Third Man and his famous entrance scene. The most common occurence of the Lime Alert's usage is before entering a party or event at which time the Lime Alert would signal the instant departure from the party.
Honey, if we see anybody from my work here at this Christmas Party just give me the Lime Alert and we're outta here.
A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd
"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"
A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.
Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.
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