Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.
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When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.
He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.
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Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.
- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.
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You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact
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A series of Falsehoods
"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC
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Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.
A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)
B: ummmm alternative fact?
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A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!