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gorgeous Disney Channel actress best known for playing the loveable Keely Teslow on Phil of the Future; 1/2 of the pop singing duo Aly and AJ; actually talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing music, unlike the other blonde Disney Channel pop singers (see Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, who are also likeable but not so musically gifted).
Alyson Michalka and Ricky Ullman made a cute couple on POTF. Pheely for ever!
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Alyson Stoner is an American child actress, dancer and voice actor. She started out as the co-host of "Mike's Super Short Show". Her dancing abilities landed her a roles in Missy Elliot and Eminem videos as a backup dancer. She's also starred in the "Step Up" films as Channing Tatum's younger sister. She played Max on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Alyson auditioned for the the role of Hannah Montana but lost to the less talented Miley Cyrus. She now plays Isabella on Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon which will hopefully be taken off the air soon. She will have a moderate role in the upcoming Disney movie "Camp Rock".
Person A: Alyson Stoner is such a good dancer. She defintely should've gotten the role of Hannah Montana.
Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.
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Alyson's are usually physco! They always crave attention. Be careful with Alysons because they become hella obsessed with you or anyone who associates with you. She uses sex and mental illness as a weapon.
Guy 1: "Do you know that girl Alyson?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's as crazy bitch!"
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An annoying dumbass who thinks she is so great but is a terrible actress and bad singer who got into Cowbelles because she is blonde and well-known from Phil of the Future. She isn't even pretty. And that AJ with her is annoying but not as bad as her. See teenybopper. Only stupid teenyboppers will ever like her. Emphasis on STUPID.
Alyson: I'm Alyson Michalka
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.
Me: You really are everything I called you.
Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?
Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
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Usually a girl who licks dog sh*t off a toilet and loves making people suffer
Becky- omg she is such a Dirty Alyson
Rebecca- ew i know right
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1. Charming, intelligent and hot daughter of Lucifer with the best ass. Usually has green eyes or hazel eyes and will beat you ass at Resident Evil 4. She will dump you if don’t have a nice set of balls. Loyal and sweet but don’t get on this dimes bad side or she will possess you with one of her demon brothers.
2. My wife who hates me and I love her
I love my wife Alyson but my balls aren’t big enough
Alyson Ly is a sassy girl from freedom high, she likes to eat and drink and dances. She also likes to say grassy-ass. Laughs a lot and stink. Overall, she's a great person, she always is fine with everything but she also can't make any decision and let other make it for her. actually idk if thats true . Im just saying whatever im thinking. But anyways.. Uhh I think she likes her stuff animal cabra fuck idk how ti spel l it but whatbvevre
Alyson Ly is a girl