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The art of sticking your finger in your ass via a hole in your britches, and then proceeding to wipe it on your friends nose/face.
"Be careful using the urinals, Uncle Bob is in their giving people Arkansas Bobtails..."
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When your female sexual partner is riding you then she begins to spin in circles and shit everywhere.
Dude: bro, I was banging Shantel and she hit me with the Arkansas Twister. Bro: damn, clean up in asile 5.
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Literally the worst town ever. Your social life depends on what your parent’s yearly income is... Everyone’s rich. Like actually. Cabot Schools are trash
Person 1: “Carson, wanna visit my school?”
Person 2: “Heck no, it’s in Cabot, Arkansas!”
Arkansas Syndrome is when a person tends to date/fuck (at least) one of their family members
Person 1: hey Jim wanna go out to eat tonight
Jim: sorry I can't, I'm going on a date
Person 1: oh okay, with who?
Jim: my sister
Person 1: I didn't know you have Arkansas Syndrome
An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.
Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.
Hacks ONLY located in the state of Arkansas. Every pc in Arkansas has these hacks, and they are always activated. These hacks will give the computer user extreme skill and cheatery in any video game they play (on their pc) *WARNING*: ARKANSAS HACKS ARE NOT INCLUDED ON MACS.
Darn! I hate that bolt of fire and his stupid Arkansas hacks! I can never beat him!
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The airport security asked me why I have Imodium in my bag. I said there isn't anything worse than getting the Arkansas andale while on vacation.
Dang, that Frito Pie gave me the Arkansas andale, and now I'm stuck in the bathroom.
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