per rectum

Latin term for rectal drug administration

Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?

Doctor: apply it rectally

Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!

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As Per Usual

Nothing out of the ordinary here!

There goes John Doe. Late for work, as per usual.

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per per

doing something cute or it can also mean a fly.

a guy opening a door for a old lady "per per"
eww a per per landed on my food.

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per se

A Pretentious term, often used both out of context and too often by people who would like to sound more intelligent than they actually are.

"I know that you are my best friend but if you continue to use this phrase i shall have to kick the living shit out of you"..."Ok i wont kick shit out of you per se but i`ll certainly make you wish you had never said it"

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Per China

A child's way of saying Virginia

Dad what is a per China

Dad - you'll find out soon enough my boy.

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per say

the guessed spelling of the Latin words 'per se' which mean in-and-of-itself.

This does not mean that it's not valid <i>per say</i>.

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Per Emil

The name of a handsome young man with a sizable penis, The name has been given to many, but non as infamous as Per Emil IV. His charm, looks and manly provado has blown away many women, including the sister of Eirik.

Damn, look at that guy's muscles, his name must be Per Emil.

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