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1. A whore who thinks shes punk because she bought a hurley sweatshirt and a pair of chucks when in reality, she's EXACTLY like the fucks shes protesting against (i.e. wannabe punks)
2. One who cannot sing/skate to save her life
3. One who must die
4. A name for one such person
Ashley: I got the new Avril cd!
Diana: Shut the fuck up you god damn wannabe pussy! *beats Ashley with a nail-studded bat*
Singing Judge: You're almost as pathetic as Avril.
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1) A bitch poser.
2) The newest Popstar
3) A singer and/or band that disses their own fans
1)
Jane: Oh, I am sooo nice and sweet!
John: Can you please pass me the sugar?
Jane: Fuck no! Get it yourself!
2)
Jinny: And here on our show today is Chloe, the newest popstar!
Chloe: Hello, everyone!
3)
Kate: Can you sign my notebook? I reeeeealy love you guys!
Joyce: Me too!
Kathlin: No, because you are preps and we are NOT here for the preps!
Sarah: Exactly, preps!
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1.A person who changes their answer to suit the masses 2.A french word that means april but can be used to describe a hypocrite as well. 3.A person who lies to win people's friendship or approval.
as an adjective; That person is an avril. When used as a noun; i hate avrils.
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Yet another lucky talentless girl who got marketed to a specific market and is now reaping the benefits of fame and fortune.
Big Cheese: So guys, any idea who whe should suck all the money out of?
Johnson: Well, punk looks in, maybe we shuold sucker all those little girls who are trying to be rebels into buying some insipid records.
Big Cheese: I like the cut of your jib, Johnson! Now go out there and find me someone to make us more money, my new cottage in the alps needs a pool.
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embarassment to Canada
HUGE sell out. Talking badley about Britney, Jessica, Christina, etc. for havign their "sexy blond haired image" and then she goes out and dyes her hair bleached blonde and poses for maxim with her boobs hangin out? Sell out! You know why, because they ALL sell out at some point, because that's where the money is.
Also, she writes very bad lyrics (they all rhyme like a Dr.Suess book) and she can't sing! her voice is TERRIBLE! she'll sing as well as any of the rest of us can, adding a little "I-e-i-e-i" in every once in a while because she has no actual singing talent to change the range of her voice....her voice is nothing more than a normal average nothing special voice.
The only thing I respect about her is that she can play music, unlike many other singers, but if she were "punk" as she says, she would be in a band and not just be known on her own, because true music lovers are the ones who are in bands, writing their own thoughtful music, not careing so much about fame and being "hot". I really think the only people who like her are teens who also look up to ashlee simpson who they also think is "punk" (another blonde sell out that can't sing) (noticed how they ALL end up looking exactly the same? Long blonde curls and fancy clothes).
She sucks. I mean, in every interview i see she has her head down and doesn't look at the camera...how can someone like that be in show biz? She always looks so mean and 'badass' in her videos, it's actually pretty hilarious that she trys to look bad but I know she actually does care what people think or she wouldn't be trying to look like malibu barbie.
Anyways, all in all, she really bugs me, and whenever I see her on TV, i wanna puke. No talent, not hot, and just ungrateful for everything she has. SELL OUT!Canada can do better!
Avril is Britney Spears but not as sexy. Christina Aguilera without the talent.
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"...a skater *punk* who writes guitar driven rock." (driven into a wall)
noise for 12-year olds who want to be "different and unique"
Skye Sweetnam (another Avril) she's just as "talented"
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Avril is a scapegout for modern day punk rockers. (No one told them punk died in the 80s, and that Epitaph is actually a major record label and Rancid is just as pre-manufactured as avril).
Avril killed punk, and disco.
Avril has rehashed a fad from 20 years ago.
I hate Avrils.
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