Axe

Efficient way to cover up weed smell.

Dude, you smell like herby axe!

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Axe

1) n. Implement traditionally used for chopping wood composed of a sturdy metal blade and a long handle.

2) v. To pose a question.

3) n. An electric guitar.

1) "No! Please! Put down the axe!"

2) "Lemme axe you something."

3) "Yngwie really knows how to wail on that axe."

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ax

In the world of Jazz, this would be your instrument of choice.

1)Armstrong could make a man's hair fall out just by picking up his ax.

2)Bird sold his ax for dope again.

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Axe

best freind of stoners everywhere.
smell like smoke? no problem just spray down!

guy 1: dude you reek! here take some Axe, i keep it in my glove box.
guy 2: phew close one man, thanks!

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ax

Verb: To ask

Said be wiggers, blacks, mexicans alike. Usually very uneducated.

Her: Let me ax you a question.
Him: Girl, you's black as hell.

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Axe

Ask.

"Gave her ten dollars, then she axed me for some more"

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Axe

Throwing cheap fake aftershave at someone and finding it hilariously funny when they go 'whats that smell?'.

Should we axe him?

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