BP

BP: Baby Prostitute; Someone under the age of 18 that has sex for money.

I found condoms in my roommates droor; i later found out she is a BP

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BP

The accidental eruption of fecal matter during anal intercourse, usually followed by explanations such as: "It wasn't so much" and "I promise to clean everything up"

After we were done, I noticed that the sheets, the coverlet and most of the floor was covered with spatters of BP.

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BP

Beer Poo
Used to describe the need to relieve your bowels after a night out. Mainly used when you wish to state this in public places but wish to remain polite.

Has a rather large usage in the Cavan-Sligo-Leitrim area of Ireland and is quickly catching on. Nobody is sure where this term originated from but most suspect it is the Cavan area.

Ahhhhh crap.....I need to BP NOW!

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BP

Started an oil spill in the Gulf Of Mexico, and spent millions of dollars into cleaning up the beaches and giving money to beaches to make up the funds lost from the lack of people because of the spill, unlike Exxon during the Exxon oil spill.

Agnes: Ewww I just saw this black stuff come on the shore!

Bob: Must be the oil. Call BP and they'll clean it up.

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BP

Abbreviation for a baby prostitute.

She turned her 12 year old sister onto heroin, she's now a BP just to pay for it.

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BP

blazing pipe, smoking weed

like when you and your friends are talking about smoking weed in public you say BP instead.

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BP

Verb
The act of shitting so much all over the place, and living it sit, that it is virtually impossible to clean.

Josh: Can I use your bathroom?
Mary: Yeah, it on the left, 3rd door.
Josh: Thanks....
.....
Josh: Dude... I just BP'd your bathroom. Sorry 'bout that. you might wanna call British Petroleum, or maybe even the President. I'm sure they can fix it.
Mary: Fuck you!
Josh: anytime.

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