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"snap yo BAGELS"
"i know you love my bagels"
"you are a bagel lover"
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Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.
*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*
Sean: Dude, we have donuts.
Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.
*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*
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When someone promises you breakfast but doesn't deliver.
Hey Steve, where's the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?
I dunno Lee, I think we got bageled.
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Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.
Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.
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exclamation concerning something related to splendor or pleasure
Person A: Did you see that shot Kobe hit last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was bagels.
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Similar to getting burned but much, much more rad. It happens when you fall for a joke or prank or just do anything stupid at all, then, you just got bageled! Their is a step above traditional bageling called "getting ketchuped" which occurs when someone gets bageled so hard that the bageled ones friends can never let them live it down. An embarrassing moment for the bageled one but a truly epic moment for everyone else involved. Their is talk that their is even a step above "getting ketchuped" called "getting tomatoed" however as of this writing it has never been accomplished. Word is that the human body can not actually withstand the trauma that comes from being "tomatoed".
Hey remember that time that Brandon guy was in a porta potty and we tipped it over and yelled "you just got BAGELED!!"
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